sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
where am i from again
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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