is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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