I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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