Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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