you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
