K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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