I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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