i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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