i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
too bad you live with your parents still
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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