I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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