no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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