so explain again why im purple
no
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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