why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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