i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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