She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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