I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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