This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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