Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
