i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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