Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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