So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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