We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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