she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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Do I have a choice?
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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