If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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