fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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