Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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