Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My first STD was from a foam party
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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