help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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