they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How does one acquire holy water?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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