David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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