Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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