Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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