is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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