Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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