Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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