Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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