Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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