you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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