I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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