He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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