my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My friends, they love my intelligence
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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