Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
