Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How does one acquire holy water?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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