erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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