You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Damn victory sex feels great
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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