i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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