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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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