So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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