remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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