somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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