i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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