i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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