Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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